The feds are finally releasing previously classified info about UFO sightings by the military, while sightings are increasing out west. This should not surprise anyone, since the presence of extraterrestrial aliens has been known since “the War of the Worlds”. This time, however, the space aliens are arriving in greater numbers. They have learned that the Biden administration is offering free medical care to undocumented aliens. As you may recall the last time they came, they died from our diseases.
You may ask”What about their diseases?”. The only known disease transmitted by them is Blob Fever. This causes bones to turn to jelly, and has been observed in some politicians by the loss of bone in their vertebrae. That’s why these aliens always ask “Take me to your leader!”.